What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A python filled pastry!

Why was the pastor's microphone shy? It had stage fright!

What do you call a spiritual insect? A pray-mantis!

Why did the pastor open a bakery? To make holy rolls!

What do you call a bear caught in a church? A pray bear!

Why did the rabbi refuse to lend money? He doesn't believe in prophets!

How does a priest get ready for bed? He says his evening prayers!

Why don't skeletons fight? They don't have the stomach for it!

Why did the monk refuse to play soccer? He didn't want to kick Buddha!

Why did the pastor start a garden? He wanted to sow the seeds of faith!

What do you call a nun who loves to rap? Sister Act!

Why don't witches fight in church? Because it's sacred ground!

Why did the priest bring a ladder to the sermon? To reach new heights of spirituality!

Why did the nun apply to be a baseball umpire? She heard they call them 'sisters' too!

How do you make a holy sandwich? With pray-oli!

Why did the priest invest in a bakery? He wanted to make a lot of holy dough!

What did the pastor say to the farmer? Let us pray together for good crops!

Why did the monk bring a ladder to the library? To reach the higher shelves of wisdom!

Why was the pastor always on time? He believed in the power of punctuality and prayers!

Why did the chicken join the church choir? It had a good alto!

Why don't ghosts go to church? They can't handle the holy water!