What do you call a religious vegetable? A praise rutabaga!

Why did the angel go to therapy? To work on his halo effect!

Why do monks always recycle? They believe in reincar-nation!

What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy? Make me one with everything!

What do you call a spiritual dog? A prayer retriever!

What do you call a sleep-deprived church leader? The preacher with the most sermons!

What's a priest's favorite type of humor? Bible puns!

Why do monks like to eat with their hands? Because using utensils is too secular!

Why did the pastor switch to a gluten-free communion? He wanted to offer a more inclusive bread of life!

What's a pirate's favorite religious holiday? Arrr-sh Wednesday!

Why did the chicken go to church? To pray for forgiveness for crossing the road!

Why did the mummy become a priest? He heard it was a wrap on eternal life!

What do you call a group of baby sheep singing in harmony? A lamb-ony choir!

Why did the pastor carry a ladder to church? To take his sermons to a higher level!

What do you call a nun on roller skates? Virgin mobile!

Why did the ghost join the church choir? To add some soulful vocals!

Why did the atheist go to church? He heard they had a good non-believer support group!

What do you call the security at a Samsung church? The Guardians of the Galaxy Tab!

Why did the yoga instructor become a priest? He wanted to help people find inner peace through prayer!

What do you call a vampire who converts to Christianity? A blood of Christ enthusiast!

Why do monks meditate in front of a computer? To seek inner Wi-Fi connection!