Yo mama is so hairy, when she gets a haircut, the salon charges double.

Yo mama is so greasy, when she goes for a swim, the oil spill alert goes off.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she goes to a buffet, she brings Tupperware.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes jogging, she chases the ice cream truck.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to a restaurant, she orders water and asks for a refill.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she enters a pet store, she leaves with her own exhibit.

Yo mama is so ugly, she scares the roaches out of the house.

Yo mama is so short, she travels in a hot air balloon.

Yo mama is so fat, she stepped on a scale and it read 'to be continued'.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves dryer sheets around as air freshener.

Yo mama is so nasty, she brought crabs to the beach.

Yo mama is so dark, when she sits in a jacuzzi, the water turns into coffee.

Yo mama is so ugly, she put the 'ug' in mug.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a two-minute egg takes 2 hours to boil.

Yo mama is so dirty, even the roaches don't want to visit her house.

Yo mama is so slow, she thinks a hashtag is something you eat for breakfast.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a clear line.

Yo mama is so short, she pole vaults over a matchstick.

Yo mama is so slow, it took her four days to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama is so lazy, she uses a wheelchair to go down memory lane.

Yo mama is so hairy, even Bigfoot asks for her autograph.