Yo mama is so short, she has to climb a ladder to reach her high fives.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the airport, she takes up both runways.

Yo mama is so short, when she parachutes, she lands on Legos.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a double-wide is a two-story house.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a ham and cheese sandwich on white bread is a balanced meal.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to a wig store, they said 'we'll call you if we ever need stock'.

Yo mama is so fat, when she jumpstarts a car, she needs jumper cables on both sides.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a blanket statement is a comforter with an opinion.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she plays peek-a-boo, the game peeks back.

Yo mama is so poor, when she tries to play basketball, her hoop is an empty toilet paper roll.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she burped, her dentist said 'don't worry, I'll fill it in'.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she couldn't even handle a hot potato.

Yo mama is so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.

Yo mama is so lazy, if she got paid to think, she'd be a billionaire.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tried to get a fish to walk.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wore a Malcolm X t-shirt, helicopters circled her.

Yo mama is so short, when she went to McDonald's, she had to climb up a step ladder to argue with Noah about the ark.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a part of a chain at Walmart.

Yo mama is so short, she can do limbo under a cheerio.

Yo mama is so lazy, she went to the beach and used a dachshund as a sunshade.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she stumbled into a revolving door and came out running.