Yo mama is so short, when she tried to high five Jesus, she hit his shin.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she takes her makeup off, the mirror says 'I quit'.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she plays hot potato, she gets third-degree burns.

Yo mama is so lazy, she married a chiropractor so she doesn't have to lift a finger.

Yo mama is so ugly, she practices reverse psychology on mirrors.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she makes the ground shake when she stumbles.

Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a ladder to see Jurassic Park.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she visited the zoo, they hired her to fill in for the gorillas.

Yo mama is so lazy, she has a personalized parking spot on the couch.

Yo mama is so short, she models for trojan ads.

Yo mama is so ugly, her reflection walks away in shame.

Yo mama is so ignorant, she thinks a quarterback is a refund.

Yo mama is so smelly, she uses bacon as air freshener.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the zoo, the apes start grooming her.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't sweat, she condensates.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she slips on banana peels in her sleep.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the store, she window shops at the dollar store.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the beach, her nickname is 'Sasquatch'.

Yo mama is so greasy, when she goes to the beach, people use her as a slip n slide.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she goes to the movies, she brings her own snacks in a suitcase.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she walks in a room, she trips over the welcome mat.