Yo mama is so dumb, when I asked her to hold my drink, she tried to put it in her pocket.

Yo mama is so ugly, horror movies are scared of her.

Yo mama is so tacky, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama is so weird, she puts ketchup on her ketchup.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the zoo, she's listed as exhibit A.

Yo mama is so short, when she tried to slam dunk, she landed on the basketball.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went to the beauty salon, they gave her an estimate.

Yo mama is so dumb, when I told her 'it's chilly outside', she ran out with a bowl.

Yo mama is so hairy, when Bigfoot saw her, he started a support group.

Yo mama is so short, when she does a push-up, she does a leg lift.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks running late means jogging to the couch.

Yo mama is so fat, when NASA wants to send her to space, they have to launch the mission from her backyard.

Yo mama is so short, she goes ice fishing in an ice cube tray.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she joined The Walking Dead, they sent her home.

Yo mama is so hairy, when the wind blows, she gets dreadlocks.

Yo mama is so fat, when she jumps in the ocean, the sea level rises.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to work, she says 'just punch me in'.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she plays hopscotch, she hops over a jungle.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the doctor, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she has a dream job, she applies before going to sleep.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought MasterCard was a martial arts expert.