Yo mama is so hairy, she gets free hair care products for life.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a treadmill is a fancy name for a bed.

Yo mama is so dumb, she took her computer to the doctor because it had a virus.

Yo mama is so short, she uses a toothpick as a javelin.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to put alphabet soup in alphabetical order.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a popcorn kernel and calls it a yacht.

Yo mama is so uncoordinated, she trips over lines in the sidewalk.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a hamster wheel is a treadmill.

Yo mama is so uncoordinated, she walks into walls for fun.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a light bulb is exercise equipment.

Yo mama is so hairy, she uses her leg hair as a scarf.

Yo mama is so uncoordinated, she falls up escalators.

Yo mama is so uncoordinated, she trips over her own thoughts.

Yo mama is so short, she snowboards on a candy cane.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a two-minute warning means it's time to nap.

Yo mama is so hairy, she uses her eyebrows to comb her hair.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to sell her car for gas money.

Yo mama is so uncoordinated, she trips over her own shadow.

Yo mama is so poor, she hangs a picture on the wall for TV.

Yo mama is so uncoordinated, she trips over a crack in the sidewalk.

Yo mama is so short, she breakdances under the coffee table.