Yo mama is so clumsy, when she tried to cross the street, she missed.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she gives birth, doctors wear hazmat suits.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the bank, they're closed for the day.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't jog, she blogs.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to alphabetize a dictionary.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to enter a password for a microwave.

Yo mama is so ugly, the trash takes itself out when she walks in.

Yo mama is so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.

Yo mama is so greasy, she’s like an oil spill waiting to happen.

Yo mama is so fat, she went to the restaurant, looked at the menu and said, 'Okay!'

Yo mama is so greasy, her shadow leaves a grease stain.

Yo mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, cholesterol levels drop worldwide.

Yo mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up on a glass of water.

Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, the doctor got lost in the delivery room.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she posted her selfie, it was censored.

Yo mama is so cheap, when I asked her for a penny, she gave me a bookmark.

Yo mama is so slow, when she ran a race, the finish line was already packed up.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't jog, she takes Ubers around the block.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she got kicked out of ballet class for two left feet.

Yo mama's so short, she bartends on a LEGO set.

Yo mama is so short, she could parachute with a Dorito.