Yo mama is so cheap, she bought a car with a hole in the gas tank.

Yo mama is so hairy, she grooms her lawn mower.

Yo mama is so fat, she went to an amusement park and filled up the whole roller coaster.

Yo mama is so old, her birthday cake matched the fossils on her birthday card.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripods instead of tripod stands.

Yo mama is so poor, she takes the bus so she can eat the free peanuts.

Yo mama is so hairy, she bounces on a trampoline and gets dreadlocks.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to eat a fork with a knife.

Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot takes selfies with her.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't use her legs to walk, she just bounces.

Yo mama is so old, she listened to the Beatles live.

Yo mama is so greedy, she took all the mints from the restaurant and said she needs fresh breath for a lifetime.

Yo mama is so hairy, she gets dreadlocks in her nose hair.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to park in a no parking zone and got a ticket from a pedestrian.

Yo mama is so ugly, she volunteered as a scarecrow at a haunted house.

Yo mama is so tall, she tripped over a rainbow and thought it was a pot of gold.

Yo mama is so hairy, the Chia Pet is jealous.

Yo mama is so lazy, her blood type is ZZZ.

Yo mama is so poor, she has an app on her phone for spare change.

Yo mama is so short, she uses a ladder to get on the curb.

Yo mama is so hairy, she entered a beard-growing contest and won first, second, and third place.