Yo mama is so fat, the sorting hat put her in all four houses at Hogwarts.

Yo mama is so smelly, when she walks by a bathroom, the toilet flushes.

Yo mama is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went to get a drink, the bartender said 'We don't serve your kind here.'

Yo mama is so slow, when she took a survey, the results came in the mail.

Yo mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she heard it was a job for the dogs, she wagged her tail.

Yo mama is so fat, she wakes up in sections.

Yo mama is so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she yells 'Ding dong!'

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't drive to work, she takes the elevator.

Yo mama is so slow, when she's driving, the GPS says 'You have reached your destination' before she leaves.

Yo mama is so hairy, people thought she was Cousin Itt's stunt double.

Yo mama is so ugly, they put her face on cereal boxes to make people eat fast.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her for gum, she took out a piece of paper and said 'Chew carefully.'

Yo mama is so lazy, when she heard it was going to rain, she put out a bucket.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, history was the future.

Yo mama is so slow, it takes her 3 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama is so hairy, she got a trim and the barber asked if she wanted a fade or a forest.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the beach, the lifeguard blows his whistle and yells 'Dinner is served!'

Yo mama is so short, she makes even a gnome feel tall.

Yo mama is so poor, when I rang the doorbell at her house, she stuck her head out the window and yelled, 'Ding Dong!'