Yo mama is so fat, NASA confused her with a new planet.

Yo mama is so stinky, skunks run away from her.

Yo mama is so tall, when she plays hopscotch, she goes all the way to Jupiter.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't even take naps, just pauses.

Yo mama is so stinky, the skunks are lining up outside her house for lessons.

Yo mama is so ugly, she looks out of the window and gets arrested for mooning.

Yo mama is so tall, when she did a backflip, she marked the roof with her heels.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over her shoelaces and broke the sound barrier.

Yo mama is so hairy, you need a weed whacker to find her mouth.

Yo mama is so short, she pole vaults over a daisy.

Yo mama is so tall, she did a backflip and kicked the moon in the face.

Yo mama is so greedy, she took a spoon to a buffet.

Yo mama is so hairy, she gets mistaken for Cousin It.

Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a spoon to the library because she heard it had a lot of 'bookmarks'.

Yo mama is so hairy, she's the reason why Bigfoot hides.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she walks into a room, the walls duck.

Yo mama is so hairy, she sheds more than a Siberian Husky.

Yo mama is so tall, she high-fived Jesus.

Yo mama is so greedy, she takes the last slice of pizza from a homeless person.

Yo mama is so ugly, we need a prescription to look at her.

Yo mama is so greedy, she stole a lollipop from a baby.