Yo mama is so poor, she had to put a bid on a penny.

Yo mama is so greedy, she bought a boat just for the gravy boat.

Yo mama is so cheap, she brought a spoon to the all-you-can-eat buffet.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she went to the store, she took an Uber cart.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she goes to the zoo, the animals watch her.

Yo mama is so poor, she uses the dryer for her microwave.

Yo mama is so tall, she broke the world record for tripping over her own feet.

Yo mama is so greedy, she takes a dozen free samples at Costco.

Yo mama is so cheap, she picks up the soap in the shower to save quarters.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, dinosaurs were the class pets.

Yo mama is so lazy, she downloaded an app to exercise for her.

Yo mama is so tall, when she plays basketball, she dunks without jumping.

Yo mama is so greedy, she took a five-finger discount at a charity.

Yo mama is so cheap, she brings a shopping cart to the dollar store.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a 'Free Hugs' shirt, people ask for seconds.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she walks into a room, she apologizes to the furniture.

Yo mama is so slow, when she tried to catch the mailman, her mail was already forwarded.

Yo mama is so nasty, she makes onions cry.

Yo mama is so dirty, her bathtub has stretch marks.

Yo mama is so sweet, the dentist gives her lollipops after the visit.

Yo mama is so short, she created a time machine just to see over the steering wheel.