Yo mama is so hairy, she needs a machete to shave her legs.

Yo mama is so short, she does limbo under the coffee table.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she hears the trash truck coming, she locks the door.

Yo mama is so dumb, she put her iPhone on airplane mode and threw it in the air thinking it would fly.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she entered a haunted house, she came out with a job.

Yo mama is so lazy, she's on a waitlist to get off the couch.

Yo mama is so poor, when I ring the doorbell, I hear her shout 'Ding! fries are done.'

Yo mama is so short, she poses for dollhouses.

Yo mama is so lazy, she naps at the finish line.

Yo mama is so ugly, they use her picture to scare away pests.

Yo mama is so old, she sat behind George Washington in third grade.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks Hulu is an exercise regime.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a floss pick and calls it a harpoon.

Yo mama is so old, she preordered the Ten Commandments.

Yo mama is so lazy, she suspects her Fitbit is broken.

Yo mama is so dumb, she plays 'Hide and Seek' with the remote control.

Yo mama is so poor, she uses a slingshot to play Angry Birds.

Yo mama is so hairy, she ties braids in her nose hair.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the beach, they call her Cousin Itt.

Yo mama is so lazy, she won't even hurl insults properly.

Yo mama is so ugly, she scared off the Monster under the bed.