Yo mama is so hairy, she braids her legs hair.

Yo mama is so slow, when she sat on the remote, she watched the couch.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the zoo, the wild animals threw her back.

Yo mama is so poor, she hangs a shopping bag next to the dog's bowl.

Yo mama is so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 seasons of my show.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a double date is eating two dinners.

Yo mama is so greasy, when she greets people, she leaves fingerprints on them.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, there was no recess, only smoke breaks.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she wakes up, she tells the alarm to go back to sleep.

Yo mama is so hairy, she looks like she has Bob Marley in a headlock.

Yo mama is so greasy, when she puts on gloves, oil seeps out.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she was born, she gave the doctor rug burn.

Yo mama is so slow, she took a timeout to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama is so greasy, she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her to play Monopoly, she said she couldn't afford the rent.

Yo mama is so ugly, she frightens the roaches away.

Yo mama is so short, she kickboxes with ants.

Yo mama is so dirty, even a Rumba wouldn't vacuum her house.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the zoo, the zookeeper mistakes her for an exhibit.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a sugar packet and calls it a parade.

Yo mama's fashion sense is so bad, even mannequins refuse to wear what she picks out.