Yo mama is so short, she surfs on a popsicle stick.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to alphabetize spaghetti.

Yo mama is so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama is so short, she uses a milk crate as a diving board.

Yo mama is so short, she does donuts in a cheerio.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Starbucks was a place for the Jedi to get a drink.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a taxi dispatcher.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to McDonald's, she has to wipe off other people's ketchup packets.

Yo mama is so old, she knew KFC when it was just 'FC'.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the dentist, they have to floss her teeth and her back.

Yo mama is so short, she went parasailing on a Dorito.

Yo mama is so old, she owes Beethoven a dollar.

Yo mama is so lazy, she swats flies with the TV remote.

Yo mama is so old, she farted dust.

Yo mama is so ugly, not even a scarecrow would chase her.

Yo mama is so slow, when she tried to lose weight, Snorlax woke up before her.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to cook soup with her phone.

Yo mama is so old, when she went to the movies, she saw them live.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to Wendy's, she brings a frosty back home to freeze for later.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a light snack is turning on the TV.