Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't exercise in the morning, she just yawns.

Yo mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

Yo mama is so hairy, she grooms her eyebrows with a weed whacker.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, Shakespeare was a student.

Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Yo mama is so short, she parachute jumps off the curb.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a two-hour workout is a two-hour nap.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she goes to a museum, they put 'watch your step' signs around her.

Yo mama is so greasy, when she slides down a hill, she leaves an oil slick.

Yo mama is so dirty, she makes swamp water look clean.

Yo mama is so ugly, even Medusa turned to stone when she saw her.

Yo mama is so old, when she went to the museum, she reminisced about her childhood.

Yo mama is so dirty, she has to creep up on dirt.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her what was for dinner, she pulled out a picture frame.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't get out of bed unless it's for food or the bathroom.

Yo mama is so hairy, people run DNA tests when she sheds.

Yo mama is so lazy, she reached her fitness goal by swiping left on the remote.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she heard it was a heatwave she opened the fridge.

Yo mama is so ugly, even her shadow won't follow her.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her where the bathroom is, she pointed outside.

Yo mama is so fat, she broke a branch on the family tree.