Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot takes her on walks.

Yo mama is so short, she does chin-ups on a Lego.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she played Minecraft, she mined straight down.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to make a banana split by cutting it in half.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went to the museum, the statues moved to the exit.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for statues.

Yo mama is so dumb, she asked for a smartphone that's not too smart.

Yo mama is so nosy, she makes Gladys Kravitz look subtle.

Yo mama is so overweight, she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo mama is so dumb, when I told her about the movie 'Underwater', she asked 'When did they go up there?'.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she gets in a car, people scream 'Werewolf!'

Yo mama is so old, her high school yearbook is in hieroglyphics.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a laugh track.

Yo mama is so short, she had to stand on a chair to talk back to an ant.

Yo mama is so lazy, she buys pre-sliced bread.

Yo mama is so bald, you can see what she's thinking from a mile away.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't exercise at all. She just sweats gravy.

Yo mama is so stupid, she spent twenty minutes staring at a carton of orange juice because it said 'Concentrate.'

Yo mama is so fat, even her shadow takes up too much space.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she got an 'outstanding' sticker at school, it was for falling out of her chair.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't sweat; she perspires at a leisurely pace.