Yo mama is so short, she dives off the curb.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she said she wanted to get into shape, someone put a circle around her.

Yo mama is so ugly, she made a mime scream.

Yo mama is so poor, when she eats soup, she uses a fork to make it last.

Yo mama is so ugly, even mirrors avoid her.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she trip over a wireless cord.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she plays hopscotch, she puts down tumbleweeds.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the beach, even the whales sing 'We are family'.

Yo mama is so short, she parachutes off a quarter.

Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, the doctor asked, 'Is it a boy or a beast?'

Yo mama is so lazy, she has a remote for her TV remote.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she gets a Brazilian wax, they use a lawn mower.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a 12B bra, it fits her head.

Yo mama is so short, she dives into a thimble to take a bath.

Yo mama is so lazy, she married your dad for a nap.

Yo mama is so poor, even the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama is so stupid, she puts lipstick on her head to make up her mind.

Yo mama is so short, she rides a worm to school.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a three-course meal is a candy bar, a bag of chips, and a soda.

Yo mama is so poor, when she hears people say it's a small world, she asks if they've seen how much it costs to travel.

Yo mama is so stupid, she asked Siri for the owner's manual to her iPhone.