Yo mama so mean, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Yo mama so cheap, she slapped the salesman at the dollar store.

Yo mama so weak, she couldn't knock over a sleeping bag.

Yo mama so skinny, she does the limbo under door cracks.

Yo mama so mean, her own shadow has a restraining order against her.

Yo mama so lazy, when she auditioned for a movie, they told her it's called 'action', not 'inaction'.

Yo mama is so mean, she makes medicine sick.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she goes on a diet, she can't even afford to lose weight.

Yo mama is so tall, when she plays hopscotch, she reaches the moon.

Yo mama is so big, when she wore a yellow raincoat, people yelled 'Taxi!'

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the beach, she didn't need a towel, she needed a lawnmower.

Yo mama is so slow, when she plays Minecraft the zombies start to sing 'Thriller'.

Yo mama so dirty, when she asked for a bubble bath, they put her in a volcano.

Yo mama so loud, she doesn't need a megaphone, she IS the megaphone.

Yo mama so strict, when she plays Monopoly, she goes straight to jail without passing go.

Yo mama so slow, she walked around the block and her fitness tracker gave up.

Yo mama so lazy, she make sloths look like they're on speed.

Yo mama so dirty, even bacteria says she's unsanitary.

Yo mama so old, her birthstone is a rock.

Yo mama so smelly, that skunks hold their noses around her.

Yo mama so creepy, she makes haunted houses feel like safe spaces.