Yo mama is so ugly, when she went to buy a mask, they said 'We don't need your kind here.'

Yo mama is so old, when she went to a museum, they just pointed at her and said 'Exhibit A.'

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the airport, she has to buy two seats for herself and her shadow.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she goes to the zoo, she tries to feed the animals with her hands.

Yo mama is so dumb, she walked into an antique shop and asked what's new.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she went to the ballet, she made the dancers look graceful.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she got a job as a paper shredder, she only worked part-time.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she went skydiving, she missed the Earth.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't go the extra mile; she barely goes the extra inch.

Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a spoon to the 'spooning' competition.

Yo mama is so rude, she goes to the drive-thru and orders with her car off.

Yo mama is so slow, she takes 15 minutes to cook Minute Rice.

Yo mama is so flat, even Barbie is jealous.

Yo mama is so short, she needed a ladder to vote for Trump.

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she thought Cheerios were doughnut seeds.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a sandwich and calls it a yacht.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the petting zoo, they try to put a saddle on her.

Yo mama is so skinny, she looks like a microphone with a wig on.

Yo mama is so short, she hang glides on Doritos.

Yo mama is so old, when she goes to the museum, she complains about the 'good ol' days'.