Yo mama's so lazy, she's got a remote control for her recliner.

Yo mama's so poor, Nigerian princes wire her money.

Yo mama's so ugly, when the tide goes out, it doesn't come back in.

Yo mama is so poor, she takes the trash in for more than the recycling money.

Yo mama is so small, she does handstands on little people.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she plays Minecraft, she digs straight up.

Yo mama is so small, she pole dances on a candy cane.

Yo mama is so slow, she went to a concert and left with a family of turtles.

Yo mama is so dirty, she went to take a bath and the water jumped out.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't jog, she snoozes.

Yo mama is so greasy, the oil companies are trying to recruit her for drilling purposes.

Yo mama is so short, she's the reason ants get back problems.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she goes to clean her ears, she brings back dinosaurs.

Yo mama is so greasy, when she goes to the beach, Exxon tries to clean her up.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped and fell into the fountain of youth.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks by a construction site, the workers put up a barrier.

Yo mama is so fat, she takes up two time zones.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the mall, she walks around to window shop.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped and fell into a pot of gold.

Yo mama is so lazy, she asked me to pick her up at the corner and drive her home.

Yo mama is so dirty, she makes dirt look like a cleaning product.