Yo mama is so dirty, she brings soap to the beach

Yo mama is so bad at cooking, the smoke alarm cheers when she enters the kitchen

Yo mama is so greedy, she took a spoon to the all-you-can-eat buffet

Yo mama is so dumb, she tripped over a wireless extension cord

Yo mama is so fat, she asked for a status update on her Weight Watchers account

Yo mama is so poor, when she walks past the bank, they turn off the lights

Yo mama is so lazy, she suggests nap time during your workout session

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she takes a selfie, it's a photo finish

Yo mama is so noisy, she makes thunder sound like a lullaby

Yo mama is so forgetful, she thought her password was 'password'

Yo mama is so skinny, she uses Chapstick as lipstick

Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't exercise, she exorcises.

Yo mama's so lazy, she brings a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot takes her picture for his scrapbook.

Yo mama's so old, when she went to the museum, they had to dust her off.

Yo mama's so lazy, she got a donut and coffee so she could dunk while sitting down.

Yo mama's so poor, she waves around a family-size bag of chips and calls it a potluck.

Yo mama's so stupid, she brought a spoon to the cereal bar.

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Yo mama's so lazy, she brings a surfboard to the internet.

Yo mama's so poor, she waves around a Happy Meal toy and calls it a carnival.