Yo mama is so short, she poses for selfies with Polly Pocket.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she burps, her belly button gets up to get some fresh air.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies, people sit on either side of her and still can't see.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a WiFi connection.

Yo mama is so old, she used to babysit Socrates.

Yo mama is so short, she doesn't even show up on an ant farm.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to buy two tickets to get one free.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she trips over wireless chargers.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked if I could borrow a cup of sugar, she said 'Sure, it'll cost ya.'

Yo mama is so lazy, she went to a sperm bank to meet up with her ancestors.

Yo mama is so ugly, not even a scarecrow will work in her garden.

Yo mama is so old, she sat next to Cleopatra in history class.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't jump to conclusions, she takes a leisurely stroll.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she was asked to do the dishes, she opened a window.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she bakes cookies, they come out with a layer of fur.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves an imaginary hand at the automatic sliding doors.

Yo mama is so short, she doesn't look down on anyone, literally.

Yo mama is so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she went to Google, she typed in 'Jacuzzi'.

Yo mama is so old, she had a pet dinosaur.

Yo mama is so lazy, she's a walking advertisement for the snooze button.