Yo mama is so mean, when I asked her for a glass of water, she gave me a cup of ice and told me to wait.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she thought a hot air balloon was a flaming tampon.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for selfies on a step ladder.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't jog, she slow dances.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped on a flat surface.

Yo mama is so fat, her shadow takes up two zip codes.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she played Minecraft, she built a bed and took a nap.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she wears a skirt, she looks like Chewbacca in a dress.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she thought her smartphone was a dumbbell.

Yo mama is so mean, she brings a ladder to the bar to raise the roof.

Yo mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist for a bluetooth speaker.

Yo mama is so bad at cooking, when she made an omelette, the shell filed a restraining order.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she goes to a restaurant, she has to pay the rats rent.

Yo mama is so nosy, she makes a garden gnome blush.

Yo mama is so cheap, she waves around a tea bag and calls it a carnival.

Yo mama is so slow, she couldn’t outpace a glacier.

Yo mama is so fat, NASA has to orbit her to take pictures.

Yo mama is so dirty, she brings a spoon to the toilet.

Yo mama is so dirty, she washes her clothes with mud.

Yo mama is so skinny, when she wears a black dress, people mistake her for a solar eclipse.

Yo mama is so dirty, she grows mold on her shadow.