Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the salon, they had to mow the lawn first.

Yo mama is so cheap, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama is so lazy, she wakes up just to go back to sleep.

Yo mama is so smelly, she made Speed Stick slow down.

Yo mama is so slow, when she tried to follow an online recipe, she broke the Internet.

Yo mama is so technologically challenged, it took her 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama is so tall, her basketball hoop is in the moon.

Yo mama is so dirty, she went to London and it was declared a national disaster.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, detention was called exile

Yo mama is so dumb, she buys paper plates as good china

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes blind children cry

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, they had recess during the ice age

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought menopause was a button on the VCR

Yo mama is so hairy, when she got in the car, it turned into a convertible

Yo mama is so hairy, she has dreadlocks on her leg hair

Yo mama is so dumb, she bought a videocassette to record Snapchat videos

Yo mama is so hairy, when she got in the elevator, it thought it was going down to the Amazon

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, sweet sixteen was a study guide

Yo mama is so hairy, she gets mistaken for Chewbacca

Yo mama is so old, when she went to prom, her date was Adam and Eve

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to take a selfie with a record player