Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the beach, she leaves a trail in the sand.

Yo mama is so skinny, when she puts on a yellow raincoat, she looks like a flagpole.

Yo mama is so short, she can hang-glide on a Dorito without it breaking.

Yo mama is so short, she can't even see over an ant hill.

Yo mama is so skinny, she went skydiving and fell through the clouds.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a 'Malibu' shirt, people try to sail on her back.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to put quarters in her Airpods.

Yo mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.

Yo mama is so poor, she buys everything on layaway at the dollar store.

Yo mama is so slow, when she tried to run on the track, they turned off the lights.

Yo mama is so loud, she burps thunder.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she could put her face on a milk carton and never remember it's hers.

Yo mama is so bland, when she went to a spice store, the owner asked her to leave.

Yo mama is so awkward, people walk into walls just to avoid running into her.

Yo mama is so smelly, she scares away skunks.

Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a pencil to 'draw blood'.

Yo mama is so lazy, she's a part-time couch potato.

Yo mama is so small, she high-fives ants.

Yo mama is so weird, she uses a glow-in-the-dark flashlight.

Yo mama is so loud, when she sleeps, the neighbors check to see if she's awake.

Yo mama is so strict, she wouldn't let Dracula suck your blood until after dinner.