Yo mama is so lazy, she's on disability for a broken finger.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't comb her hair, she lice it.

Yo mama is so fat, she controls the world's weather by wearing a blue dress.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't even open her eyes until noon.

Yo mama is so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she burps, her feet kick up dust.

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Yo mama is so dumb, when I told her to do the robot, she started calculating its trajectory.

Yo mama is so fat, her memory foam forgot.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she went to a bathhouse, the soap asked for backup.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she heard about Free Willy, she wanted a refund.

Yo mama is so old, when I told her it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama is so slow, she took a day off for a rapid COVID test.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the mall, people yell 'Earthquake!'

Yo mama is so ugly, when she joined an ugly competition, they said 'Sorry, no professionals.'

Yo mama is so mean, she made medicine sick.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't chase rainbows, she waits for them to come to her.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't sweat, she glitters.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she wore a blue coat, kids yelled 'Cousin It!'

Yo mama is so slow, she tried to be a race car driver but kept getting lapped.