Yo mama is so hairy, she got a trim and the stylist had to call for backup.

Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate is on a cave painting.

Yo mama is so lazy, she went to a walk-in clinic and said, 'I'll wait here.'

Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate has dust on it.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she heard about the 2 for 1 special, she wanted to split it.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thought a light workout was changing the channel.

Yo mama is so lazy, she tripped over a wireless phone.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she plays Twister, she ends up doing the splits.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she trips over a sleeping bag.

Yo mama is so bald, when she wears a turtle neck, she looks like she's hiding a basketball.

Yo mama is so tall, when she hears it's chilly outside, she accidentally steps on a cop.

Yo mama is so hairy, she's like a snickerdoodle - all fluff and no stuff.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she gets married, she saves money by going to the divorce party.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she trips over a wireless router.

Yo mama is so slow, she once sat on a rainbow to wait for the gold.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, they didn't have art class yet.

Yo mama is so bald, when she wears a ponytail, it looks like a broken rubber band.

Yo mama is so short, she does backflips in a Cheerio.

Yo mama is so dirty, she uses mud as moisturizer.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she goes to the store, she samples everything.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she tried to do the robot, she tripped over the dance floor.