Yo mama is so dirty, even the cockroaches wear hazmat suits when they visit her house.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a question mark.

Yo mama is so slow, she still uses a dial-up internet connection.

Yo mama is so dirty, she uses mud as a beauty mask.

Yo mama is so slow, she can't even catch a cold.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the beach, she causes a solar eclipse.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Sherlock Holmes is a housing development.

Yo mama is so short, she skydives on a dare.

Yo mama is so lazy, she got a gym membership and still hasn't gone.

Yo mama is so ugly, even a scarecrow wouldn't scare her away.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she heard about a sale at the dollar store, she did the math first.

Yo mama is so broke, when she hears about a recession, she asks if she can go second.

Yo mama is so overweight, when she went to the beach, Greenpeace showed up.

Yo mama is so loud, when she yawns, people think it's an earthquake.

Yo mama is so old, when she walks by a cemetery, people say 'Hey, great to see you again'.

Yo mama is so lazy, she pretends to be sick at work so she can call in 'dead'.

Yo mama is so slow, she went to a fireworks show and missed New Year's Eve.

Yo mama is so short, when she goes to see a movie, she sits on the curb.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over her own cordless phone.

Yo mama is so slow, she went to a dart game and won the marathon.

Yo mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't take her out.