Yo mama is so short, she uses a straw to eat tic-tacs.

Yo mama is so old, she knew the Beatles when they were just starting bugs.

Yo mama is so hairy, she got a trim and they ran out of razors.

Yo mama is so ugly, she has to trick or treat on the phone.

Yo mama is so short, when she went to the zoo, she thought the animals were action figures.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the barbershop, they ask her if she wants a fade or a forest.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the glass cracks.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tried to juggle water and drowned.

Yo mama is so cheap, she uses a tea bag for half the day.

Yo mama is so poor, she strips paper clips for the metal to recycle.

Yo mama is so fat, when she leaves a room, she carries the echo with her.

Yo mama is so poor, she walked through a fancy restaurant and licked other people's plates clean.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she tried to parallel park, she ended up perpendicular.

Yo mama is so lazy, she has a car with a sunroof just so she can stand up while driving.

Yo mama is so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

Yo mama is so dumb, when she saw a quarterback, she thought it was a refund.

Yo mama is so slow, she thought Instagram was a weight loss program.

Yo mama is so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a sleeping bag.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a dream.

Yo mama is so hairy, she stars in a new Planet of the Apes movie.

Yo mama is so mean, Thanos snapped his fingers and your mama was the only one who survived.