Yo mama is so forgetful, she went to the doctor for a memory test and failed.

Yo mama is so short, she does crunches under the door.

Yo mama is so lazy, she lays down to watch TV and stays on the same channel all day.

Yo mama is so short, she models for Polly Pocket.

Yo mama is so slow, she watches 60 Minutes in 30 minutes.

Yo mama is so slow, she watches the microwave for entertainment.

Yo mama is so mean, when she walks into a room, mice jump on chairs.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she puts the cereal in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard.

Yo mama is so short, when she goes to the movie theater, she sits in front of the screen.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks past the construction site, the catcalls stop.

Yo mama is so poor, her front yard has a 'For Sale' sign.

Yo mama is so short, when she drives, she needs a phone book to see over the steering wheel.

Yo mama is so hairy, she uses a rake to brush her hair.

Yo mama is so lazy, she only exercises when she 'runs' out of snacks.

Yo mama is so mean, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Yo mama is so dirty, she washed her hair with a mop.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she wrote 'Remember to forget' on her hand.

Yo mama is so short, she dives for pennies in fountains.

Yo mama is so poor, when she heard someone rob her, she thanked them for cleaning her house.

Yo mama is so tough, she eats nails for breakfast... without any milk.

Yo mama is so crazy, she dances in the car at red lights.