Yo mama is so short, after she was born, she high-fived the doctor.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering.

Yo mama is so old, she has a Bible autographed by Jesus.

Yo mama is so poor, when she asked for a penny, she got change.

Yo mama is so dumb, she brings a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama is so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everyone.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she walks by a barbershop, they put up the 'Sorry, we're closed' sign.

Yo mama is so short, she skydives on a Dorito chip.

Yo mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the beach, she looks like Bigfoot in a bikini.

Yo mama is so short, she became an astronaut and went to the moon on a field trip.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the zoo, they use her to clean the cages.

Yo mama is so short, she poles vaults under the bed.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the zoo, she wears a fur coat.

Yo mama is so short, she pole vaults over a blade of grass.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a fullback's brother.

Yo mama is so hairy, people mistake her for a Chia Pet.

Yo mama is so short, she parasails on a Dorito.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes swimming, she leaves a trail like a motorboat.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her for a dollar, she offered to pay in installments.

Yo mama is so short, when she goes to concerts, she sits on the floor.