Yo mama is so dirty, she makes a pig look pristine.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the hairdresser, they charge her extra for deforestation.

Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she got a jury duty summons, she called in sick.

Yo mama is so slow, when she plays the Sims, it's in real time.

Yo mama is so fat, her favorite restaurant is the all-you-can-eat buffet.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, they had detention in the coal mine.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she watches TV, she listens to the commercials for exercise tips.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she went to a corn maze and came out with a patent for ethanol production.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she goes to a baseball game, she brings her own peanuts in the shell.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she got a parking ticket, she bought a new car.

Yo mama is so stupid, she spent 20 minutes staring at a carton of orange juice because it said 'concentrate.'

Yo mama is so smelly, she made onions cry.

Yo mama is so cheap, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama is so stupid, she got locked in a Furniture store and slept on the floor.

Yo mama is so slow, she ran around the block and got a speeding ticket.

Yo mama is so uncoordinated, she got fired from a calendar factory for taking too many days off.

Yo mama is so fat, when she tripped, NASA said they found another planet.

Yo mama is so short, she needs a ladder to sit on a penny.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she walked into a revolving door and got stuck.

Yo mama is so dumb, she put two M&M's in her ears and thought she was listening to Eminem.