Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarter back was a donation.

Yo mama is so ugly, even Medusa would turn to stone if she looked at her.

Yo mama is so loud, she can be heard across state lines.

Yo mama is so dirty, even a garbage truck wouldn't pick her up.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a building downtown.

Yo mama is so short, she does backflips in a teacup.

Yo mama is so fat, she uses a mattress as a band-aid.

Yo mama is so loud, she wakes up the neighbors on Mars.

Yo mama is so ugly, not even an uncensored YouTube video can show her face.

Yo mama is so dumb, when she saw a sign that said 'Airport Left', she turned around and went home.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, the teachers studied archaeology on her.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the bank, they give her monopoly money.

Yo mama is so loud, she wakes up the neighbors in different time zones.

Yo mama is so dirty, even a skunk would say she stinks.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a coupon and calls it shopping.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she played the Scarecrow in The Wizard of Oz, they didn’t need to use makeup.

Yo mama is so lazy, that when she burped, she didn’t bother to say ‘excuse me’.

Yo mama is so old, she still has a Blockbuster card.

Yo mama is so lazy, she has to nap before going to bed.

Yo mama is so hairy, she styles her armpit hair.

Yo mama is so ugly, she puts the 'ugly' in 'ugly sweater'.