Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a rental car.

Yo mama is so slow, when she was chasing the ice cream truck, it got away.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a military position.

Yo mama is so poor, she used to eat cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama is so old, she knew Cap'n Crunch when he was a private.

Yo mama is so dirty, she put on her work boots to take out the trash.

Yo mama is so short, she does backflips on a Ritz cracker.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, they didn’t even have history yet.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she heard about pay-per-view, she thought it was a discount.

Yo mama is so dirty, she uses sandpaper as toilet paper.

Yo mama is so hairy, when her armpits itch, she gets a haircut.

Yo mama is so old, her driver's license expired in ancient Rome.

Yo mama is so cheap, she takes a ladder to go to bed to climb into her dreams.

Yo mama is so fat, when she jumps in the ocean, whales sing 'We are family!'

Yo mama is so plain, when she goes to Taco Bell, they ask her what size cup of water she wants.

Yo mama is so lazy, she had a dream she was eating a bowl of cereal and woke up with a spoon in her hand.

Yo mama is so hot, when she goes to the beach, the ocean waves at her.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't do cardio because her heart rate is already too high.

Yo mama is so wrinkled, she has to screw on her makeup.

Yo mama is so hairy, she grooms with a weed whacker.

Yo mama is so broke, she waves around a checkbook when people say 'Make it rain'.