Yo mama is so cheap, she waves around a stick and calls it a magic wand.

Yo mama is so clumsy, burglars break into her house just to watch her trip over things.

Yo mama is so hairy, she faces more discrimination in the barber shop than Chewbacca.

Yo mama is so ugly, she dropped her phone and the Face ID didn't recognize her.

Yo mama is so cheap, she waved around a penny and made a wish at a fountain.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she walks on the beach, environmentalists volunteer to clean up after her.

Yo mama is so old, she parked next to a T-Rex in the school parking lot.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a PBJ sandwich was a new type of phone.

Yo mama is so cheap, she brought a spoon to a buffet.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks past a bathroom, the toilet flushes itself.

Yo mama is so greasy, when she goes swimming, the oil slick follows.

Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a spoon to the cereal drive.

Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Yo mama is so big, when she wears a yellow coat, people yell 'Taxi!'

Yo mama is so uncoordinated, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she took a spoon to the eye exam.

Yo mama is so disorganized, she can't even find herself on Google Maps.

Yo mama is so cheap, she waved an ice cube and called it air conditioning.

Yo mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wore a yellow coat, people yelled 'Taxi!'

Yo mama is so short, she poses for trophy pictures.