Yo mama is so poor, she runs after the garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama is so poor, she doesn't chase the pop-up toaster, she waves to it.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she trips over a thought bubble.

Yo mama is so dumb, she chased a parked car because she thought it was driving away.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, homework was chiseled on stone tablets.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the zoo, the lion said 'Mama?'

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, math was done on an abacus.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for action figure dolls.

Yo mama is so hairy, she stars in 'Planet of the Apes: Family Reunion'.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the hairdresser, they had to call for backup.

Yo mama is so fat, she uses the Great Wall of China as a belt.

Yo mama is so ugly, her portrait fell off the wall because it couldn't stand to look at her.

Yo mama is so skinny, I could blindfold her with dental floss.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to a party, she just brings the remote control.

Yo mama is so stinky, skunks surrender when she walks by.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't just chill, she stagnates.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to put paper in the envelope to send an email.

Yo mama is so cheap, she gave you a penny for your thoughts and expected change.

Yo mama is so cheap, she took you to a pet store to visit a friend.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks by the TV, the channel changes itself.

Yo mama is so cheap, she brings her own snacks to the movie theater.