Yo mama is so short, she can high-five an ant.

Yo mama is so ugly, when the Devil saw her, he started repenting.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she got a seizure, she said she was just 'on pause'.

Yo mama is so poor, when I broke a wishbone, she asked for the bone.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she heard Santa was watching, she went to sleep.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she found a penny, she picked it up and asked for change.

Yo mama is so poor, she hangs cereal boxes on the clothesline to dry.

Yo mama is so short, even ants tower over her.

Yo mama is so cheap, she brings her own popcorn to the movies.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she's on the beach, people ask her to show her fur license.

Yo mama is so old, she knew Google when it was just a word.

Yo mama is so fat, she wears a NASA T-shirt and people think it's a map of Jupiter.

Yo mama is so poor, she ducks down when she sees a penny.

Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot took her out for a picnic.

Yo mama is so short, she pole-vaults over Legos.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she lights up a room, she uses a flashlight.

Yo mama is so old, she drives a chariot to work.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tripped over a wireless telephone.

Yo mama is so cheap, she only buys free samples.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she enters a beauty contest, they say 'Sorry, no professionals'.

Yo mama is so lazy, she makes a sloth look active.