Yo mama is so lazy, when she told me to turn the lights off, I had to push her in bed with the lights on.

Yo mama is so fat, she makes an elephant look anorexic.

Yo mama is so poor, she went to KFC to lick other people's fingers.

Yo mama is so dirty, even a Roomba won't go near her.

Yo mama is so clumsy, that when I asked her to grab a DustBuster, she got a ladder to chase it down.

Yo mama is so dirty, her bathwater has to be blessed by a priest.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she dropped her kids off at school, she drove them in her bed.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't vacuum, she hires a professional napper.

Yo mama is so short, Pokemon Go would spawn on her forehead.

Yo mama is so hairy, she uses a bubble bath to shave her legs.

Yo mama is so skinny, she uses Chapstick as deodorant.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she rings the doorbell, she leans back and waits for the echo.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes outside in a yellow raincoat, people yell 'Taxi!'

Yo mama is so dumb, she bought a scoreboard to keep track of her IQ.

Yo mama is so fat, she gets free Wi-Fi everywhere she goes.

Yo mama is so poor, she swam in the wishing well for a meal.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't put her shoes on, she just glues them to her feet.

Yo mama is so short, she uses a stepladder to reach the bottom of the pool.

Yo mama is so lazy, the only exercise she gets is coming up with excuses.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Instagram was a fast food delivery service.

Yo mama is so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her as a new land.