Yo mama is so slow, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't hug her kids, she gives them a rain check.

Yo mama is so dirty, the roaches left her a deposit.

Yo mama is so cheap, she doesn't buy curtains, she waits for the sun to go down.

Yo mama is so greasy, even her shadow slips away.

Yo mama is so cheap, she can't even pay attention.

Yo mama is so greasy, her dolls are getting acne.

Yo mama is so slow, when she got her driver's license, they put an expiration date on it.

Yo mama is so fat, she stepped on the road and the cars had to swerve around her.

Yo mama is so cheap, when I asked for a light, she lit a candle and carried it everywhere.

Yo mama is so greasy, her hands slipped off the steering wheel and she high-fived the car next to her.

Yo mama is so short, she parachutes from a Dorito.

Yo mama is so slow, she went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.

Yo mama is so poor, she ducks under the bread line.

Yo mama is so greasy, her oil changes come with a side of fries.

Yo mama is so short, when she does the limbo, she still can't get under it.

Yo mama is so cheap, when her face got dirty, she washed it with a 'clean' sock.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she plays the piano, it sounds like a concussion.

Yo mama is so greasy, she could drip Crisco and solve the energy crisis.

Yo mama is so short, when she does push-ups, she does them down.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she joined Instagram, she got mistaken for a Halloween decoration.