Yo mama is so old, when she went to the museum, she recognized some of the artifacts as her childhood toys.

Yo mama is so hairy, she uses her back hair to floss her teeth.

Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a ladder to a speech competition.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she shaves, the razor screams for help.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't vacuum, she waits for a windstorm.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't brush her hair, she takes it on a walk.

Yo mama is so dumb, she bought a videocamera to record cable TV shows.

Yo mama is so hairy, she gets mistaken for Bigfoot's sister.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless TV remote.

Yo mama is so poor, she hangs up to-go plates as wind chimes.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't decorate the Christmas tree, she just crawls under it.

Yo mama is so old, when she was young, rainbows were in sepia.

Yo mama is so hairy, she uses mayonnaise as conditioner.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought the Bluetooth headset was a hearing aid.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the barbershop, they have to put her hair in a ponytail first.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't sweat, she takes 'perspiration breaks'.

Yo mama is so skinny, when she wears a jumpsuit, she looks like a zipper.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't run away from zombies, she walks.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the barber, they have to bring a lawnmower.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she flosses, it looks like she's flossing a sweater.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she juggles, it's with one ball.