Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, even the reflection looks away.

Yo mama's so lazy, she got a dog just so she could have a running mate.

Yo mama's so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama's so stupid, she brought a ladder to a bar to get high.

Yo mama's so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application.

Yo mama's so poor, when I asked to see her ID, she handed me a food stamp.

Yo mama's so stupid, she brought a ruler to measure how long she sleeps.

Yo mama's so ugly, even Hello Kitty said goodbye to her.

Yo mama's so hairy, she needs a Machete to shave her legs.

Yo mama's so lazy, she's on a weight loss program called 'Just Breathe'.

Yo mama's so poor, she waves around a paper plate and calls it fine china.

Yo mama's so greasy, she sweat gravy.

Yo mama's so old, when she was in school, Shakespeare was still writing his plays.

Yo mama's so fat, NASA mistook her for a new planet.

Yo mama's so hairy, She has to part her leg hair to see where she's going.

Yo mama's so old, when she was in school, the history teacher was a fossil.

Yo mama's so hairy, when she goes to the zoo, the monkeys throw combs at her.

Yo mama's so lazy, she got a personalized license plate that says 'ZZZZZZZ'.

Yo mama's so greasy, she used bacon as a moisturizer.

Yo mama's so fat, she needs cheat codes to step on a scale.

Yo mama's so slow, when she walks, snails zoom past her.