Yo mama's so lazy, she thinks a two-minute workout means taking a two-minute nap.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the beach, Greenpeace shows up.

Yo mama's so short, she needs a ladder to reach the top of the stairs.

Yo mama's so greasy, she uses bacon as a napkin.

Yo mama's so lazy, when she heard it was a 3-day weekend, she only took 1 day off.

Yo mama's so hairy, when she goes to the zoo, the animals mistake her for one of their own.

Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.

Yo mama's so short, she poses for selfies on the floor.

Yo mama's so clumsy, she tripped over a blade of grass.

Yo mama's so greasy, her sweat is used to lubricate car engines.

Yo mama's so cheap, she brings a spoon to a buffet.

Yo mama's so poor, she waves around a penny and calls it her lucky charm.

Yo mama's so burly, she sneezes and blows the roof off the house.

Yo mama's so frugal, she squeezes ketchup packets for a living.

Yo mama's so forgetful, she told her kids to brush their teeth and forgot to feed them dinner.

Yo mama's so hairy, her armpit hair braids itself.

Yo mama's so dumb, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said 'Concentrate'.

Yo mama's so short, she committed suicide by jumping off the bed.

Yo mama's so lazy, she has a remote control just to operate her remote control.

Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama's so noisy, she's like a foghorn in a pea soup.