Yo mama so annoying, that spam calls her to hang up.

Yo mama so wrinkled, she makes Yoda look like a baby.

Yo mama is so short, she makes Teletubbies look tall.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the zoo, the wolves whistle at her.

Yo mama is so stupid, she stares at an orange juice can because it says concentrate.

Yo mama is so ugly, even her shadow doesn't follow her.

Yo mama is so short, her feet dangle when she sits on the curb.

Yo mama is so ugly, she looked at a haunted house and said 'Home sweet home'.

Yo mama is so short, she needs a ladder to get on the first step of a ladder.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, Bloody Mary goes away.

Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the Loch Ness Monster back into the lake.

Yo mama is so short, she limbos under the door.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for Barbie doll boxes.

Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot took her to a family reunion.

Yo mama is so lazy, she has a remote control on a stick.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride her.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the jungle, the monkeys thought she was back.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she was asked to play hide and seek, she didn't even bother to hide.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she went skydiving, the parachute came down to her.

Yo mama is so old, she burps dust.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she was born, she tripped on the umbilical cord.