Yo mama is so lazy, she married your dad just for the honeymoan.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she takes selfies, the cameras crack.

Yo mama is so poor, when I stepped on a cigarette, she thanked me for putting out the heating.

Yo mama is so old, her childhood photos are cave drawings.

Yo mama is so hairy, she's got more hair on her back than a gorilla.

Yo mama is so fat, NASA has to calculate her mass in order to launch a satellite.

Yo mama is so old, she knew Yoda as a teenager.

Yo mama is so short, she makes a dachshund look like a skyscraper.

Yo mama is so lazy, she's in a race with a sloth and losing.

Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't walk, she rolls.

Yo mama is so old, she watched the first Olympics live.

Yo mama is so lazy, she sits in the rocking chair and watches the dog chase its tail.

Yo mama is so lazy, she threw a stone at the ground and missed.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she plays Minecraft, the creepers run away from her.

Yo mama is so old, she took her driving test on a dinosaur.

Yo mama is so hairy, she gets mistaken for a werewolf.

Yo mama is so hairy, even Sasquatch wants her number.

Yo mama is so poor, I went to her house and swiped the doorbell.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the zoo, the staff mistakes her for exhibit.

Yo mama is so lazy, she brings a spoon to the Superbowl.

Yo mama is so fat, she went to the beach and the tide came in.