Yo mama is so lazy, she uses a rake as a backscratcher.

Yo mama is so uncoordinated, she tripped over a wireless keyboard.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a jogging suit is formal attire.

Yo mama is so dirty, she makes a mud puddle look refreshing.

Yo mama is so uncoordinated, when she claps, it sounds like a tornado.

Yo mama is so short, she uses a hot dog as a beanbag chair.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she could trip over a wireless keyboard.

Yo mama is so hairy, even Chewbacca thinks she needs a shave.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a two-day marathon is a nap.

Yo mama is so dumb, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama is so uncoordinated, she falls off the floor.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the beach, Bigfoot takes notes.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a fly and calls it air traffic control.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she uses oven mitts to eat soup.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thought a two-story house was a book with pictures.

Yo mama is so stingy, she uses dental floss as shoelaces.

Yo mama is so poor, when a burglar broke into her house, he left her $50.

Yo mama is so dumb, she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she wants to ask a question, she raises her hand to the TV.

Yo mama is so skinny, her belt size is a 'sixth grader'.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't wash her dishes – she just licks them clean.