Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't even need a remote control because she can change the channel with her mind.

Yo mama is so loud, she wakes up the neighbors when she watches silent movies.

Yo mama is so broke, she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't do push-ups, she does pull-downs.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a thought and landed on a dream.

Yo mama is so old, when she went to the museum, they thought she was an exhibit.

Yo mama is so short, she does backflips under the carpet.

Yo mama is so ugly, can't even make an ugly sweater look good.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thought a light year was when she didn't have to get out of bed to turn off the lights.

Yo mama is so hairy, she has to part her hair with a lawn mower.

Yo mama is so short, she breakdances under the covers.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to work, she wears flip-flops.

Yo mama is so ugly, her shadow ran away from her.

Yo mama is so hairy, she gave Chewbacca a trim.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the dentist, they call the cops.

Yo mama is so hairy, people mistakenly thought she was a Chia Pet.

Yo mama is so slow, it took her 3 days to watch the movie 'Speed'.

Yo mama is so ugly, she selfies work as a scarecrow.

Yo mama is so lazy, she invented a robot to clap for her.

Yo mama is so hairy, she needs a weed-whacker to shave her legs.

Yo mama is so slow, it took her 2 years to watch 60 Seconds.