Yo mama is so pale, when she goes outside, the sun puts on sunglasses.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she thinks a quarterback is a refund.

Yo mama is so rude, she yells 'surprise' at funerals.

Yo mama is so corny, she tells ingredients to 'act natural' in the fridge.

Yo mama is so smelly, garbage men call her for advice.

Yo mama is so greasy, the fast food restaurants buy oil from her.

Yo mama is so noisy, when she sleeps, she wakes up the neighbors.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she tried to water her plants, she flooded the house.

Yo mama is so fat, she was born in the backseat of a Greyhound bus.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to pay for a parking ticket with Monopoly money.

Yo mama is so old, she thought the Declaration of Independence was a breakup letter from England.

Yo mama is so hairy, she has afros on her toes.

Yo mama is so short, she drives Barbie's dream car.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs a roadmap to find her belly button.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she orders a pizza, she asks for the delivery guy to feed her.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she takes a selfie, her phone calls the police.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, history was her classmate.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a lottery ticket and calls it retirement plan.

Yo mama is so slow, she took a turtle to the Indy 500 and it won.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the zoo, they charged her double admission.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she walked into a construction site, they hired her as a wrecking ball.