Yo mama is so foolish, she tried to alphabetize M&Ms.

Yo mama is so blind, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama is so cheap, she's the reason why the dollar store has a security guard.

Yo mama is so old, when she went to the museum, the security guards started to watch her.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to pay for a concert with Monopoly money.

Yo mama is so hairy, she uses a jump rope as dental floss.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she fell into a barrel of bouncy balls and sprained her ankle.

Yo mama is so small, she does push-ups under the door.

Yo mama is so small, she bathes in a thimble.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to buy tickets to Xbox Live.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her for a bite, she took out her dentures and said, 'Take a nibble.'

Yo mama is so ugly, when she wears a mask, trick-or-treaters give her candy.

Yo mama is so small, she ice skates on an ice cube.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to buy a gas cap for her iPad.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she brought a ladder to a gymnastics competition.

Yo mama is so lazy, she watches the news for the weather forecast in her house.

Yo mama is so small, she skydives on a Dorito.

Yo mama is so ugly, not even the Borgias would poison her.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes swimming in the ocean, the whales start singing 'We are family.'

Yo mama is so small, she does chin-ups under the bed.

Yo mama is so short, when she went to see the big apple, she took a bite out of it.