Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot took a vacation to take a picture of her.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she was in labor, she sent someone else to deliver the baby.

Yo mama is so loud, when she talks on the phone, the whole neighborhood can hear her.

Yo mama is so old, jokes about her started in ancient Greece.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for trophy statues.

Yo mama is so ugly, not even a zombie would eat her brain.

Yo mama is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama is so greedy, she took a spoon to the sugar factory.

Yo mama is so smelly, garbage trucks follow her around.

Yo mama is so wrinkled, people use her forehead to play tic-tac-toe.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she goes to the circus, she brings her own peanuts.

Yo mama is so strong, she can crush a coconut with her eyelids.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she thought she ate her memory foam mattress.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't wear socks, she wears foot mittens.

Yo mama is so mean, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't do anything all day except stand around.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she gets in a taxi, the driver says, 'I need to shave the meter.'

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she plays Pac-Man, the ghosts bump into her.

Yo mama is so mean, her hockey puck has a bite mark on it.

Yo mama is so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells 'DING DONG!'

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went skydiving, the parachute got caught in her hair.